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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S

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JON.

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I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION

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PROGRAM.

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THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,

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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS

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MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL,

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SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE

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LIFE.

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OWW!

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PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...

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>> JON, WHY DON'T WE GO OVER

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SUSAN'S LIFE-INSURANCE POLICY?

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IT WAS WORTH $5 MILLION.

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>> Jon: SO, I'M A MILLIONAIRE

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NOW?

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>> YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN OF THE

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MONEY FOR THE TIME BEING.

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>> Jon: I -- I HAVE TO SELL THIS

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LOFT.

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IT'S -- IT'S TOO PAINFUL FOR ME

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TO STAY HERE.

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ME!

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>> ARE YOU A DESIGNER HERE?

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>> NO, I'M AN INTERN.

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>> CALL ME YVGENY.

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>> I'M TRISH.

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>> [ SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN ]

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>> IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NEW PLAN,

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TAKE IT UP WITH NEW HEAD OF

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MIRMINSKY FAMILY.

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>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD

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CONSIDER PAYING ANOTHER MILLION

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FOR PROTECTION.

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>> Jon: WANG GANG.

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>> WELCOME, JON.

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CAN I GET YOU A TEA?

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>> Jon: TEA?

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DOES IT COME WITH A STRAW FOR

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MY VAGINA?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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GUYS, HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLARS

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FOR PROTECTION.

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>> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

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>> HE SAY, "YOU NEED NOT WORRY

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NOW."

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>> [ SHOUTING IN CHINESE ]

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>> YOU ARE NOW WANG CHO

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PROTECTED.

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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

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YEAH.

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SO, UH...

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WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE?

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DO I GET SOME NINJA DUDES TO

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FOLLOW ME AROUND, OR WHAT?

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>> THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE

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BETTER.

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>> Jon: LET'S DO THAT.

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THAT'S SMARTER.

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CALL OF THE DAY RIGHT THERE.

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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.

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I'M OUT-SKEES.

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SO, UH, SAYO-NARA.

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AND, UH, I'LL SEE YOU "TOM-ARA."

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I LOVE IT, GUYS.

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WANG CHO PROTECTED.

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[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]

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[ BELL DINGING ]

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>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL

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YOU, I HAVE NEVER FELT SAFER IN

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MY LIFE.

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>> THANK YOU, JON.

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THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.

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>> Jon: UH, NO.

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I MEAN THE WANG CHOS.

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EVER SINCE I HIRED THOSE GUYS,

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I DO NOT FEEL AFRAID TO WALK THE

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STREETS.

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HEY, MAN -- WANG CHO.

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>> David: I FEEL SAFE AROUND

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YOU, T.B.

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>> THANK YOU, DAVID.

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>> Jon: CART GUY -- WANG CHO.

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WANG CHO.

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I GET IT.

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DOESN'T WANT TO BLOW HIS COVER.

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>> David: WHAT COVER?

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>> Jon: UNDERCOVER CHOS.

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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

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Thank you.

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HEY, YOU EXCITED TO LOOK AT NEW

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APARTMENTS?

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>> David: ACTUALLY, DAD, WE'RE

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NEAR THAT SKATE SHOP THAT I

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REALLY LIKE.

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DO YOU THINK WE COULD GO GET

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THOSE SHOES I WAS TELLING YOU

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ABOUT?

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>> Jon: DAVID, LOOK -- I KNOW WE

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HAVE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, ALL

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RIGHT?

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BUT LET'S NOT GO CRAZY RIGHT OFF

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THE BAT WITH A BUNCH OF NEW

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PURCHASES, OKAY?

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BESIDES, WHY DO YOU NEED COOL

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SHOES WHEN YOU GOT SUCH A COOL

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DAD?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HO-LY [BLEEP]

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NOW, THAT I WILL BUY YOU.

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>> YOU SHOULD BE HEAD OF FAMILY,

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NOT YVGENY.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE YOU ARE ADOPTED?

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>> HEY, YVGENY.

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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR THING.

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NAH. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.

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>> KISS THE RING.

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KISS IT, TODD BARRY.

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>> I'M SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS.

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WHOA!

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CAN'T PUT TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF

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ON.

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>> JON HIRE WANG CHOS TO KILL

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YOUR FATHER.

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IF YOU DO NOT KILL JON...

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I WILL DO IT MYSELF.

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>> JON WANTED ME DEAD, NOT PAPA.

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>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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GOT IT.

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>> THE WANG CHOS KILLED PAPA FOR

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THEIR OWN REASONS.

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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>> YVGENY, ON BEHALF OF

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WANG CHOS, I OFFER MY LIFE AS A

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SACRIFICE IN PLACE OF JON.

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PLEASE, MAKE IT QUICK.

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>> WHAT IS THIS?!

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WANG CHOS KILL YOUR PAPA, AND IN

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RETURN THEY SEND THIS NOBODY?!

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FORGET THIS, MAN.

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LET'S KILL JON.

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>> NO, PAVEL.

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IF WE KILL THIS MAN, THINGS ARE

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EVEN.

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IF WE KILL JON, A WAR WILL

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START -- A WAR WE WILL LOSE.

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>> YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS

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GUY.

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>> WHICH GUY? ME?

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>> THE GUY WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT

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KILLING JON.

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>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT KILLING

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JON.

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>> THEN I MEANT THE OTHER GUY.

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>> YOU MEAN SERGEI.

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>> I THINK HE MEANS PAVEL.

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>> DUMMY, PAVEL WANTS TO KILL

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THE GUY.

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>> ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY?

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>> YEAH, SHUT UP, TODD BARRY!

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>> "SHUT UP, TODD BARRY."

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YOU'RE KIND OF DUMB, TOO.

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>> I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.

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>> YOU CANNOT TALK TO HER LIKE

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THAT.

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>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A DUMMY

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COUPLE.

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>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!

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WE WILL ACCEPT THIS TRUCE.

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>> THIS IS NOT A TRUCE.

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THIS MAN IS NOT EQUAL TO YOUR

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FATHER.

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>> NO, HE IS NOT.

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>> AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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>> IT IS DONE!

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IT IS OVER!

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THE NEW BOSS?

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>> UH...YES.

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>> Jon: "OH, YEAH, JON, YOU'RE

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SO BIG!

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OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE TOO BIG!

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OH, I CAME!"

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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DAVID COULD YOU HEAR THAT?

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>> David: WHAT?

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>> Jon: GOOD.

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YOU'LL WEAR THOSE BONE PHONES

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WHEN I HAVE WOMEN OVER.

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T.B., TAPE MEAS.

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THANK YOU.

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>> I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF

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THOSE BONE PHONES.

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>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

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'SKINS BAR'S NOT GONNA FIT

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THROUGH THE DOOR.

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>> OH, WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

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>> Jon: NO. NEXT!

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WOW! THIS BATHROOM'S COOL.

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NOT BAD.

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>> THIS IS A FANTASTIC BUILDING.

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>> David: DAD, THIS PLACE REALLY

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DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

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IT'S REALLY FAR FROM MY SCHOOL.

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>> Jon: I'M ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT

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ONE THING.

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OH, YEAH!

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YES.

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WE'LL TAKE IT.

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>> David: DAD --

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>> Jon: IF THE 'SKINS FIT, THEN

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THIS IS IT!

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS

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* MOVIN' THEM IN

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* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN

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* MY SAVORY 'SKINS

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* "KNOCK, KNOCK

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* WHO'S THERE?

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* 'SKINS

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LET 'EM IN."

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>> Jon: WHOO!

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>> David: HEY, UM, DAD?

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>> Jon: YEAH.

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>> David: CAN I GET A NEW BED?

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>> Jon: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR

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OLD BED?

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>> David: DAD, YOU JUST GOT A

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NEW BED.

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WHY CAN'T I GET ONE?

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>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

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LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE

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DATING 101, OKAY?

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I CAN'T BRING GIRLS HERE AND

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HAVE THE SCENT OF MY OLD BONE

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STAINS SPOIL THE MOOD, RIGHT?

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UNDERSTAND?

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THAT'S WHY I GOT A NEW BED.

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>> David: BUT -- BUT, DAD, I --

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>> Jon: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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YOUR OLD BED IS FINE.

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END OF DISCUSSION.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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WOW!

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I CAN KICK A BOX, TOO.

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LOOK.

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[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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LOOK, I KICKED A BOX.

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>> WHERE IS THE CENTER OF THIS

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ROOM?

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>> Jon: NOT NOW, THE GLAZE.

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PLEASE NOT NOW.

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>> JON, EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS.

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>> Jon: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW

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DAVID IS NOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT

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THE 'SKINS BAR.

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>> GOOD.

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>> Jon: I WOULD HAVE DIED TO

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HAVE ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS HIS

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AGE.

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>> JON, WHAT I CAN SEE RIGHT NOW

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IS A CLASSIC FATHER/SON

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POTATO-SKINS-BAR CONFLICT.

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CLEARLY, THERE'S A LARGER

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EMOTIONAL GAP IN YOUR

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RELATIONSHIP WITH DAVID THAT'S

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CAUSING THIS CONFLICT.

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YOU NEED TO USE THE 'SKINS

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BAR...TO BRIDGE THAT GAP.

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ULTIMATELY, IT'S UP TO YOU TO

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SHOW DAVID THAT, IN THIS CASE,

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BEAUTY IS ONLY "'SKINS" DEEP.

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[ CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

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>> FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS --

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TRISH HAS DESIGNED SOME VERY

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COOL LABELS FOR MY VODKA.

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THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR

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EVERYBODY --

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>> WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT

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KILLING JON?

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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>> WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A MAN

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AND AVENGE YOUR FATHER?!

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>> WHAT YVGENY IS TRYING TO SAY

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IS THAT VODKA IS IMPORTANT NEW

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ASSET TO FAMILY BUSINESS.

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WHAT PAVEL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IS

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THAT KILLING JON CHO MEANS WAR.

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AND WAR MEANS NO FAMILY VODKA

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BUSINESS.

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>> YES. I AGREE!

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NO ONE IS TO KILL JON CHO!

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>> YOU GUYS, INSTEAD OF JON CHO,

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WHAT IF WE JUST CALL HIM

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JON WANG?

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>> [ CHUCKLES ] JON'S WANG.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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YVGENY HAS SPOKEN.

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JON IS NOW JON'S WANG.

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>> * "KNOCK, KNOCK

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* WHO'S THERE?

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* 'SKINS

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LET 'EM IN."

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[ BUFFER MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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>> JON, THIS POTATO-SKINS BAR

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HAS TURNED INTO A REAL CREATIVE

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OUTLET FOR YOU, HASN'T IT?

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>> Jon: HAVE YOU SEEN THE

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LICENSE PLATE?

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>> OH, WOW.

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IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CAR.

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>> Jon: IT'S CHERRY, RIGHT?

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>> CHERRY, YEAH.

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>> David: CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING

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ELSE FOR LUNCH TODAY?

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HONESTLY, WE HAVE HAD 'SKINS

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EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS WEEK.

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>> Jon: NO, THAT -- THAT'S NOT

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TRUE.

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WE HAVE NOT JUST HAD POTATO

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SKINS.

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WE HAVE HAD ITALIAN 'SKINS.

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WE HAVE HAD CHINESE 'SKINS.

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WE'VE HAD GREEK 'SKINS.

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I MEAN, THAT IS THE WHOLE BEAUTY

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OF 'SKINS.

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>> THE VARIETY, DAVID.

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>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I WANT A NACHO BAR.

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>> Jon: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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FORGET IT.

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>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M JUST GONNA GO GET A NACHO

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BAR, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

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>> Jon: OH, REALLY?

339
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WHERE YOU GONNA GET THE MONEY

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FOR THAT?

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>> David: CAN I HAVE SOME OF MY

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OWN MONEY?

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>> Jon: NO.

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BUT TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE MEXICAN

345
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'SKINS.

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YOU CAN GET ALL THE NACHO CHEESE

347
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YOU WANT.

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>> David: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!

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>> Jon: DID I OR DID I NOT JUST

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SAY ALL THE NACHO CHEESE YOU

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WANT?

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

353
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OH, THAT'S GOOD.

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KICK ANOTHER BOX.

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>> DAVID, HOLD UP.

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WHERE YOU GOING?

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>> David: I'M GOING TO GET

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LUNCH -- ANYWHERE THAT DOESN'T

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SERVE POTATO SKINS.

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>> DAVID, IF ANYTHING'S EVER

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BOTHERING YOU, YOU CAN TELL ME.

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AND I'LL STRIP IT DOWN AND

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ATTACH ELECTRODES TO ITS

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TESTICLES AND SHOCK IT INTO

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SUBMISSION.

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IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEBODY TO

367
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TALK TO -- YOU DON'T WANT TO

368
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TALK TO YOUR DAD -- YOU CAN

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ALWAYS COME TALK TO ME.

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THINK OF ME AS YOUR SECRET DAD.

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>> David: THANKS, T.B.

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>> YOU WANT A NACHO BAR?

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YOU SHOULD HAVE A NACHO BAR.

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Jon: HOW PSYCHED ARE THE

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NEIGHBORS GONNA BE FOR THIS

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HOUSEWARMING PARTY?

378
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ESPECIALLY FOR THAT 6-FOOT

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PARTY SKIN.

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>> VERY.

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>> Jon: T.B., HOW MANY 'SKINS

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YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH?

383
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>> I DON'T KNOW. THREE?

384
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>> Jon: NOPE. FOUR.

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GET IT?

386
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FOUR 'SKINS.

387
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FORESKIN.

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>> YEAH. NO, I GET IT.

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>> Jon: YEAH?

390
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>> YEAH, I GET IT.

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>> Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

392
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WHAT IS GOING ON?

393
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HO! HOLD UP!

394
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WHAT IS THIS?

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>> David: THIS IS A NACHO BAR.

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>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

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HOLD UP, GUYS.

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HOW DID YOU GET THE MONEY FOR

399
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THIS?

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>> David: T.B. GAVE ME THE

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MONEY.

402
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,604
>> Jon: REALLY?

403
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>> HEY, EVERYONE.

404
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,001
AM I EARLY?

405
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>> Jon: SHUT UP, JAY.

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GO SIT DOWN.

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YOU GAVE MY SON MONEY AND YOU

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DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?

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>> NO.

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I GAVE A KID A LOAN, WHICH HE

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PROMISED TO PAY BACK.

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>> David: COME ON, DAD.

413
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,182
T.B. WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

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OUT.

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HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB AS MY

416
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:33,992
SECRET DAD.

417
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:34,987
>> Jon: SECRET DAD?

418
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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.

419
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,693
IS T.B. PUTTING A ROOF OVER YOUR

420
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,190
'SKINS?

421
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,331
NO, HE'S NOT.

422
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,026
I AM.

423
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,127
NOW, YOU'RE GONNA RETURN THIS

424
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NACHO BAR.

425
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,069
>> David: NO, I'M NOT.

426
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,025
I'M GONNA SEE YOU IN COURT.

427
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,639
>> WE ARE NOT ENGAGING.

428
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,540
>> Jon: A LOT OF NERVE.

429
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,411
>> GONNA WALK RIGHT BY.

430
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,038
DO NOT ENGAGE.

431
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,083
WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

432
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,207
>> Jon: YOU, TOO, BRYCE.

433
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,551
YOU SHOULD BE REPRESENTING ME.

434
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,576
YOU'RE MY LAWYER.

435
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,350
>> NO, I'M THE FAMILY'S LAWYER,

436
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,149
AND DAVID CALLED FIRST, OKAY?

437
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,421
>> Jon: WELL, I HIRED YOU A LONG

438
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,088
TIME AGO.

439
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,646
I SHOULD HAVE DIBS.

440
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,494
>> DIBS?

441
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,558
>> Jon: YEAH.

442
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,756
YOU, UH -- YOU MIGHT WANT TO

443
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,687
LOOK UP PEOPLE vs. DIBS.

444
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,363
>> PRETTY SURE THERE IS NO

445
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PEOPLE vs. DIBS.

446
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>> Jon: WELL, SOMEONE vs. DIBS.

447
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,871
DAVID!

448
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,840
DAVID!

449
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,878
>> David: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

450
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,007
>> HE'S TRYING TO STARE YOU

451
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:31,541
DOWN.

452
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,614
IT'S A CLASSIC NEGOTIATING

453
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,212
TECHNIQUE.

454
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,283
BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO NEGOTIATE.

455
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,951
>> David: IT'S JUST WEIRD.

456
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,449
>> YES.

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IT IS WEIRD.

458
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

459
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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.

461
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>> QUITE ALL RIGHT.

462
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>> Jon: NO, NOT AT ALL,

463
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YOUR HONOR.

464
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>> SO...

465
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WE'RE HERE TO DIS...CUSS THE

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PATERNAL RIGHTS FOR DAVID.

467
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,366
IS THAT RIGHT?

468
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,467
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

469
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,868
MY CLIENT IS SEEKING A LEGAL

470
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EMANCIPATION FROM HIS FATHER,

471
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,471
WHO HAS A DISHONEST AND

472
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DANGEROUS INFLUENCE ON THIS

473
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,467
YOUNG MAN.

474
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,914
>> DO YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF THIS?

475
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,940
>> ABSOLUTELY.

476
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,954
EXHIBIT "A."

477
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,245
THIS IS A PAIR OF WHAT JON

478
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,076
REFERS TO AS "BONE PHONES."

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00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,481
THESE ARE FOR DAVID SO THAT HE

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CANNOT HEAR HIS FATHER HAVING

481
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,118
SEX.

482
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,119
>> Jon: SEEMS PRETTY

483
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,150
CONSIDERATE, YOUR HONOR.

484
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,994
I AM VERY LOUD WHEN I BONE.

485
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,160
[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]

486
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,490
>> FINE. THANK YOU.

487
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,934
>> Jon: OH, YEAH!

488
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,660
SUCK THAT.

489
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,074
>> THAT'S WHAT THE BONE PHONES

490
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:26,596
ARE FOR.

491
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,169
>> MM-HMM.

492
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,297
>> THIS IS EXHIBIT "B" RIGHT

493
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:28,901
HERE.

494
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,342
THIS IS THE FULLY CUSTOMIZED

495
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,337
POTATO-SKINS BAR THAT HAS

496
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,008
CAUSED --

497
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,005
>> Jon: BOOM!

498
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:33,506
>> YEAH.

499
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>> Jon: CHECK IT OUT!

500
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,744
THAT THING IS MINT.

501
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,442
>> MAYBE.

502
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,443
>> Jon: CHERRY.

503
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,184
>> WELL, THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT

504
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,979
THE BULK OF JON'S FORTUNE COMES

505
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,681
FROM AN INSURANCE POLICY WHICH

506
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,422
WAS WILLED TO DAVID BY HIS LATE

507
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:44,947
MOTHER.

508
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,092
SO, LEGALLY, JON CAN ONLY SPEND

509
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,186
THAT MONEY IF IT'S TO PROVIDE

510
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,317
CARE FOR DAVID.

511
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,621
NOW, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S

512
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ACCOMPLISHED WITH A, UH...

513
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,994
CUSTOMIZED POTATO-SKINS BAR.

514
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,263
>> Jon: YOUR HONOR, MAY I

515
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,331
APPROACH THE BENCH, PLEASE?

516
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,598
>> THERE'S NO BENCH.

517
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,796
>> Jon: MAY I HAVE A SIDE BENCH,

518
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,467
PLEASE?

519
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,025
SIDE BENCH.

520
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,973
YOUR HONOR, I'M SORRY.

521
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,769
LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW HOW JUSTICE

522
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,370
WORKS IN CHINESETOWN, AND I

523
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,312
THINK WE NEED TO MOVE THIS ALONG

524
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,537
SO WE CAN ALL WANG CHO TONIGHT.

525
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,512
RIGHT?

526
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,110
SO, UM, I WILL RESPECTFULLY BOW

527
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,824
TO ANY VERDICT YOU LAY DOWN FOR

528
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,446
EITHER SIDE SO THAT WE MAY NIP

529
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,192
THIS CASE IN THE BUD.

530
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,389
>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE

531
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,320
PLAINTIFF.

532
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:24,964
>> Jon: YEAH.

533
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,558
>> I GRANT FULL EMANCIPATION,

534
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,299
AND THAT INCLUDES ALL FINANCES.

535
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,455
>> Jon: TOUGH BREAK, GUYS.

536
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,702
MAYBE NEXT TIME.

537
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,997
>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE

538
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:32,629
PLAINTIFF.

539
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,632
>> Jon: PLAINTIFF.

540
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,233
>> NO -- DAVID.

541
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,244
DAVID BROUGHT THE COMPLAINT.

542
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,565
>> YOU'RE THE DEFENDANT.

543
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,840
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

544
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,839
>> * NACHO BAR COMING THROUGH

545
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,253
* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

546
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,847
* I LOVE NACHOS, SO DO YOU

547
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,019
>> Jon: I HATE YOU!

548
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,348
>> * CHASED AWAY THE 'SKINS

549
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,862
BLUES *

550
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,815
* BRAND-NEW BED COMING, TOO

551
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,934
* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

552
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:05,497
* WHOA-OH

553
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,098
* GUACAMOLE

554
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,942
* SOUR CREAM

555
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,608
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

556
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,666
>> Jon: IT'S NOT FAIR!

557
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,644
[ DOOR SLAMS ]

558
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,578
OH, HERE SHE IS.

559
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,394
JUDGE!

560
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,445
>> OH, NO.

561
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,753
>> Jon: JUDGE, SORRY TO BOTHER

562
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,394
YOU.

563
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,918
>> YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON.

564
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,132
THE WANG CHOS ARE ACROSS TOWN.

565
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,955
>> Jon: OH, NO.

566
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,959
NO, NO, NO, JUDGE.

567
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,430
JUDGE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

568
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,728
MY SON IS OUT OF CONTROL.

569
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,069
HE'S -- HE'S TURNED INTO A

570
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,095
COMPLETE TYRANT.

571
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,369
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ANOTHER

572
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,397
CHANCE, JUDGE, PLEASE.

573
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,771
I'M -- I'M BEGGING YOU.

574
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,599
FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY,

575
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,114
PLEASE.

576
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:46,806
PLEASE.

577
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,376
>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

578
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,205
IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU

579
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,110
LOVE YOUR SON MORE THAN YOU LOVE

580
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,882
YOUR POTATO SKINS, I MIGHT --

581
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,650
MIGHT -- GRANT YOU AN APPEALS

582
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,948
HEARING.

583
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,950
>> Jon: THANK YOU.

584
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,424
THANK YOU.

585
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,994
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

586
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,892
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME

587
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,564
WITH A POTATO SKIN?

588
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,432
>> Jon: IT'S NOT A BRIBE.

589
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,571
NOW IT'S A POTATO SKIN ON THE

590
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,095
GROUND.

591
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,130
NOW IT'S JUST THERE.

592
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,574
YOU KNOW, JUST SOME RANDOM

593
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,538
STREET 'SKIN.

594
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,411
>> OH, MY GOD.

595
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,012
DAD, CAN WE TAKE IT HOME?

596
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,523
>> WE'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS.

597
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,345
>> Jon: UH, SORRY, GUYS.

598
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,450
NOT FOR CHILDREN.

599
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,692
BUT YOU GOT A REAL GOOD KID

600
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,486
THERE.

601
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:38,127
>> IT'S MY STEPSON, BUT THANKS.

602
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,285
>> Jon: THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO

603
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:39,932
SOUP THIS BABY UP?

604
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:40,956
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

605
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,460
>> I'LL PROBABLY SCRAP IT FOR

606
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,932
PARTS.

607
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,330
>> Jon: YEAH, KEEP WALKING,

608
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,932
FRIEND.

609
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,504
HOW'S IT GOING?

610
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,772
>> YEAH, I'M OPENING AN

611
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,440
'80s-THEMED DINER, AND, UH...

612
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,510
THIS WOULD BE PERFECT.

613
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,677
>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU A

614
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,275
QUESTION.

615
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,676
UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I WERE

616
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,047
TO COME BY AND VISIT IT EVERY

617
00:17:59,045 --> 00:17:59,945
NOW AND THEN?

618
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,446
>> WELL, IF YOU ATE AT THE

619
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,148
DINER, YOU COULD SEE THE 'SKINS

620
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,190
BAR EVERY DAY, BUT, UH...

621
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,846
JUST TO COME VISIT?

622
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,624
UH...

623
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,863
I-I-I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE

624
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,828
SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

625
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,371
>> Jon: THAT'S EXACTLY THE

626
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,397
ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.

627
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,242
CONGRATULATIONS.

628
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,466
YOU GOT YOURSELF A 'SKINS BAR.

629
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,671
>> [ LAUGHS ] REALLY?

630
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,012
>> Jon: YEAH, THANK YOU.

631
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,406
>> OH, GOD! THAT'S GREAT!

632
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,478
>> Jon: FEELS PRETTY [BLEEP]

633
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,136
DAMN GOOD, RIGHT?

634
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,113
>> YEAH!

635
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,222
>> Jon: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I

636
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,534
SOLD THE 'SKINS BAR, IT'D BE

637
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,825
NICE IF DAVID DID HIS CHORES

638
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,326
AGAIN.

639
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,228
AM I RIGHT?

640
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,530
LOOK, T.B., I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT

641
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,832
APOLOGIES, SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY

642
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,744
IT -- YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO

643
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,836
ME, FOR THE "SECRET DAD" STUFF.

644
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,669
HEY, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!

645
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,384
NOT COOL!

646
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,176
YOU KNOW IT!

647
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,377
THAT IS SOLID-GOLD B.S.!

648
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,449
YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

649
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,277
>> [ GRUNTING ]

650
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,581
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

651
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,852
>> I'M SORRY, JON.

652
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,590
>> I KNOW YOU HAVE WANG CHOS

653
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,845
KILL MY UNCLE.

654
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,964
AND NOW YOU WILL PAY.

655
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,686
>> I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW...

656
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,192
UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME MOST

657
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,964
UNFORTUNATE COOKIE.

658
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,204
>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]

659
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,270
I TOLD YOU THEY HAD MY BACK!

660
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,599
[ LAUGHS ]

661
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,743
YOU GOT TO TALK TO THAT JUDGE,

662
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,308
BY THE WAY.

663
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,605
>> EVERYONE RELAX!

664
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,477
PAVEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

665
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,276
DOING?

666
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,807
>> SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE

667
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,311
DONE LONG TIME AGO.

668
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,753
>> PAVEL...

669
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,649
YOU'RE MY DEAREST FRIEND.

670
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:49,062
YOU PROTECTED MY FATHER.

671
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,225
YOU PROTECT ME AND YVGENY.

672
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,085
FOR THAT, I AM GRATEFUL.

673
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,504
[ GUNSHOTS ]

674
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,466
>> OHH!

675
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,974
>> YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL FROM

676
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,799
YOUR FATHER.

677
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,914
YOU WILL BE A GOOD LEADER.

678
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,907
>> NO.

679
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:14,179
YVGENY IS HEAD OF FAMILY.

680
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,820
>> YES.

681
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,775
OF COURSE.

682
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:29,755
>> YOUR TIME COMING VERY SOON...

683
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,062
JON'S WANG.

684
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,009
>> Jon: WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!

685
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,038
HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!

686
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:45,884
T.B.!

687
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,808
>> [ COUGHING ]

688
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,484
>> Jon: YOU OKAY?

689
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,552
>> YEAH. [BLEEP]

690
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,051
>> Jon: THAT IS NUTS!

691
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,463
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

692
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,515
LOOK, T.B., T.B., YOU PLAY A

693
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,134
MAJOR PART IN DAVID'S LIFE.

694
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,156
I NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

695
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,502
>> THANK YOU, JON.

696
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,468
>> Jon: YOU GOT IT.

697
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,012
IT SAYS, "IT WOULD BE PLEASING

698
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:20,048
TO YOU TO HAVE FOUR 'SKINS IN

699
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,546
YOUR MOUTH."

700
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,350
[ LAUGHS ]

701
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,592
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

702
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,157
>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS

703
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,257
* MOVIN' THEM IN

704
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:39,500
* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN

705
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,529
* "KNOCK, KNOCK

706
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,533
* WHO'S THERE?

707
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,174
* 'SKINS

708
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,138
LET 'EM IN."